Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Red carpets for a trash lady

I'm going to start posting shorts since apparently that's all I have time for these days. A glimpse into my life. Here's today:

The janitor rolls his dumpster up to my counter and tells me he's going to take me on the ride of my life.

"I'll roll out the red carpet!" he says, as he unfurls a huge white trash bag and lays it down for me to walk on.

 "GIRL, if you hopped in here I'd have the bossest trash around! Everyone would say, 'Look at his trash! Wow!' Girl, the dump wouldn't even take you, you're so pretty! Come now, don't be shy, just hop on in..."

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