Or "how to make me dislike your band in 13 words."
This is an email I sent to a to-remain-unnamed-fairly-new-and-mostly-unknown-band:
"Hi there. You guys are awesome, my roommate and I have been jammin your tunes for the last few days. But a question: where can I find your lyrics online? Thanks!
And this is the response I received:
"You should be able to google it, a few different sites have them
-Dickhead" (name change mine)